Anniversorry: (Noun) The date on which a sad event took place in a previous year.

Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley celebrated their first wedding anniversary at Matushisa in West Hollywood earlier this week, and can I just say that I still do not get this? It's like looking at pictures of a guy cuddling with a poisonous cobra or a giant spider or something. Yeeeesch. The only way I can even begin to explain it is that Katherine Heigl is some kind of evil witch who is keeping Josh Kelley's balls hidden away in an enchanted crystal vessel in a castle somewhere.