Winner: (Noun) A person or thing that wins something.

After months of speculation and apparently because Verne Troyer was already taken, Holly Madison finally has gone public with her relationship with Douchellusionist Criss Angel.

"This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with," Angel said on the opening night of his new Cirque Du Soleil show, "Believe," in Las Vegas.

When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, "I got lucky. I didn't have a date and so she said, 'I'll come'. She makes me look good." (Source)

Whatever, Criss Angel is such a barfbag it doesn't take a Playboy bunny on his arm to make him look better, comparatively speaking. He'd probably achieve the same effect holding onto a bowl of chopped liver. No really, I saw "Barefoot Contessa" make that one time and it actually looked really good.