Squeaky Clean

brit1125_1.jpgSqueaky Clean: (Adjective) Beyond reproach; without vice.

Part 256 of Britney's "All Better Now" campaign landed her on the cover of Rolling Stone this month. Doesn't she look so wholesome and healthy? Yep, all better now! In fact, she tells the magazine that K Fed is actually the one screwing the kids up these days.

'Every time they come to visit me, I think about how much they're such special people. '(But they) are starting to learn words like 'stupid', and Preston says the f-word now sometimes.

'He must get it from his daddy (Kevin Federline). I say it, but not around my kids.' (Source)

Remember when Kevin Federline was awarded Father of the Year? Yep, I hear they give you extra points for teaching your kids to swear like a trucker. But really, the fact that these kids aren't smoking meth and getting chicks knocked up already is probably a small victory, so I say let 'em curse to their little hearts delight.

Brit walking through LAX barefoot and getting muzzled by her dad recently: (Yep, all better!)

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2 Comments


Beatific Barf said:

Um... "Yes She Can?"

I'm sorta offended.


ThoughtfulExpression_EmptyHead said:

Why? 'Cause that was Obama's campaign message?

Please - Barry O is as much of a media-created celebrity as she is. Like Britney, he's mostly an unformed, empty vessel that's been created for the American people to pour their own hopes into. All things to all people, created by a media driven to sell sell sell.

Can't wait 'till he shaves his head and starts beating on Michelle's secret service SUV with an umbrella.