Spoiled Brat: (Phrase) a child, typically a badly behaved one, treated with excessive kindness and generosity.

Great news, Ali Lohan is already running her stupid maw about getting her driver's license! Even better news, she's got her sights set on a small tank for her first vehicle! Vroom vroom!

“I’m so excited (about turning 16),” Lohan told Life & Style. “I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’

Lohan has another two years before she’ll be able to get a learner’s permit, but she told the magazine she’s got her first car picked out. “I want a BMW truck!” (Source)

No worries, two years will be here before she knows it. And in the meantime she can practice the fine art of exiting a vehicle in a mini-skirt with no underpants, learning which types of alcohol are least detectable on the breath, the ins and outs of high-speed police chases, booking rehabs, and work on building up that legal defense team which is going to come in pret-ty handy once she gets a hold of that license.

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