Snaps: Wasted
I sure hope Selma Blair is getting paid extra to dress like this. (usemycomputer)Guy Ritchie tries to drink away the memories of sex with Madonna. (Celebslam)
A look back at the fantastically underrated Tao of Steve. (Pajiba)
Gwyneth Paltrow wears a see-through dress. Klassy with a K. (The Blemish)
Steve Guttenberg is so totally hilarious. What a card! Still got it, Gute! (Yeeeah!)
The other Stacy (without the "E") totally ran into one of the "90210" stars at Taco Bell. I guess those girls really do eat, after all. (Seriously? OMG!)
Carnie Wilson thinks we want to hear the gross details of her pregnancy and sex life. (Celebitchy)
The Olsen Twins are the least voluptuous-looking pinups I've seen in my life. (Agent Bedhead)
Paris Hilton claims to be "all-natural." What, silicone comes from nature, right? (CelebSmack)
If Aniston is preggers with twins I will eat my shoe. Luckily, it's made out of licorice. (popbytes)
Who else thinks Seth Meyers is a total F'in hunk?? (Lainey Goss)
Im not sure if that picture makes me happy for him or sad that he looks so blitzed. I usually hate candid pics of drunk people. But he just got set free from that monster and he got drunk to celebrate. Bah!
I call shenanigans on the pin ups. They are all scrawny, unsmiling/unwelcoming, the posing isn't too great and frankly - I think the lighting kinda bites. Cindy looks awful! There was that Vanity Fair thing with Kirsten Bell (I think) that showed a really great pin-up spread done well. The only one who looks alright in this one is Susan Sarandon.