Which cartoon women would you want to bang? (Pajiba)

What do you get when you cross a diva and Robocop? (Seriously? OMG!)

Drew Barrymore is the Lesbian's Choice. Well, I definitely know I'm not gay, because I hate the shit out of Drew Barrymore. (Yeeeah!)

Courtney Love, enemy of the gays, is thrilled that Prop 8 passed. (Celebitchy)

Hayden Panettiere looks one part flamenco dancer, one part Princess Leia sex slave, one part troll hooker. (The Blemish)

Guy Ritchie is like a ex-con experiencing his first breath of freedom. (Celebslam)

Evan Rachel Wood finally woke up and smelt the middle-aged goth loser. (Agent Bedhead)

Jennifer Hudson's sister is creepy and inappropriate. (CelebSmack)

More of Gwenyth Paltrow's retarded see-through outfit. (usemycomputer)

Victoria Beckham totally got cab cooties. (Lainey Goss)