Winona Ryder was hospitalized because she overdid it on the Xanax? I for one, am shocked and appalled. (Celebitchy)

Kristen Stewart, star of the new Twilight film, is a charming young woman. (The Blemish)

And speaking, again, of Twilight -- here are the most obnoxious literary trends. (Pajiba)

Henry Winkler and Steve Guttenberg dressed up as butt-pirates. (Seriously? OMG!)

Inside Scarlett Johansson's Allure photoshoot. (Popoholic)

Brandy's jeans were mauled by common sense and decency. (Ayyyy!)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were fisting each other in public. (Yeeeah!)

Gross. I would rather have sex with a llama than one of these turds. (cityrag)

Naomi Watts is still pregnant by Liev Schreiber. (CelebWarship)