Well now! Here's something incredibly timely! The 10 Greatest Fictional Presidents. (Pajiba)

Daniel Craig is totally hitting that. (IDWYL)

What?! Lindsay Lohan replaced for Denise Richards? That's bad, even for Lindsay Lohan. (Yeeeah!)

Jennifer Aniston is a dog-hater, and you know only evil people hate dogs. (The Blemish)

Bud Bundy and Parker Lewis are joining forces? Jigga wha? (Seriously? OMG!)

Dakota Fanning might wind-up being adorable and down to Earth, after all. (Celebitchy)

Michael Douglas swaps spit with Danny DeVito. (Ayyyy!)

Who the hell gets a celebrity face tattooed on their thigh?! (cityrag)

Amy Winehouse has a double-chin and I say that in the most celebratory of ways. (CelebWarship)

Hilary Duff dressed up as Angelina Jolie for Halloween. Uhhhh... Fail. (BricksAndStones)

Paris Hilton could be lying dead in the gutter and still wouldn't get my sympathy. (POTP)

Famed British whore Katie Jordan Price shops at Kitson. (HQ Celeb)