Holy awesome, this is the best holiday film guide you will ever read. (Pajiba)

Joey Fatone shows us all where is career is headed has gone. (Seriously? OMG!)

Angelina and the half-doz are really taking their toll on Old Man Pitt. (Yeeeah!)

Kim Cattrall is nekkid. Me no wantee. (The Blemish)

Hahahahaha. Haha. Hahahahahaha. (Celebitchy)

Aww, I love Judith Light, even when she's dressed moronically. (Ayyyy!)

McConaughballs! (cityrag)

Amy Winehouse had another one of her classic "reaction to medications." (CelebWarship)

If Scientology can't figure out a way to cross-continental impregnate than what the hell good are they? (BricksAndStones)

A-Rod sends a big holiday "fuck you" to his children. (POTP)

Hayden Panettiere debuts her handbag collection. God, who doesn't have an effing handbag line? (HQ Celeb)

If you're afraid of heights and AIDS you should probably stay away from Tila Tequila. (IDWYL)