Other than "Freaks & Geeks," can you name which other television shows were breeding grounds for eventual greatness? (Pajiba)

Kim Kardashian gets tole to move her fat ass off the beach. True story. (Yeeeah!)

Oh, bullcrap. Nicole and her plastic face aren't going anywhere. (The Blemish)

Neve Campbell and Scott Wolf pop their heads up from obscurity for a mini "Party of Five" reunion. (Seriously? OMG!)

Billy Ray Cyrus says that Miley and her 20-year-old boyfriend "write songs" together. If by "write songs" he means "has lots and lots of oral sex." (Celebitchy)

Here are 10 Creative Ways Ashlee Simpson can induce labor. (Best Week Ever)

Goddamn who is that old lady who no bra on? (Ayyyy!)

Cameltoe cage match set go! (cityrag)

The young stars of this new Twilight bullcrap sound like real sweethearts. (CelebWarship)

A spokesperson for "Access Hollywood" calls Lindsay Lohan's use of the word "colored" unintelligible. Don't they mean unintelligent? (BricksAndStones)