Count down the five best roles of that hot, sexy nugget; Paul Rudd. (Pajiba)

Beyonce's new image is... A pirate? (HQ Celeb)

After all Lindsay Lohan has ever done, I think right now I'm the most embarrassed for her. (Yeeeah!)

Madonna sounds like pretty much the best, most funnest mom ever. (The Blemish)

Sarah Michelle Gellar Prinze Buffy Gellar is looking kinda better. (Seriously? OMG!)

No matter what John Mayer says or does, he's still an annoying doucheknuckle. (Celebitchy)

What the hell is wrong with Christina Aguilera? (Ayyyy!)

Damns, I didn't realize how many shitty tattoos Britney Spears has. (cityrag)

Marky Mark is a total lying asshole. (CelebWarship)

Brad Pitt sports skeevy mustache; isn't recognized by security. (BricksAndStones)

Watch Joe Scarborough drop the F-Bomb on live TV. (Rad Report)