Shemale: (Noun) A woman with a penis.

Paris Hilton attended the premiere of her new movie Repo! A Genetic Opera last night looking the most transvestitish I've ever seen her look before. Seriously, I even to kind of squint to make sure it was definitely her and not a female impersonator doing Paris Hilton. Which is really saying something considering I look at pictures of Paris Hilton so much I could literally get my PhD in Paris Hilton. That may not sound so impressive, but whatever -- it's more useful than a history degree or some shit.