Sad Hippie: (Noun) A particularly pathetic, inadequate or despondent looking hippie.

Awww, why the long face Mischa? Is it because the appropriateness of your ridiculous outfit expired exactly three days ago when Halloween ended? Or because you look like an extra from Forrest Gump? Or maybe it's because your thighs look fat in those jeans and your career is over and even your dog thinks you look stupid? My guess is it's a little of columns A through E with a sprinkling of bad weed on top.