Old

cindy1110_1.jpgOld: (Adjective) Having lived for a long time; no longer young.

Remember back in the early 90's when Cindy Crawford was like totally it? Well, clearly that was two kids and fifteen years ago, because daaamns. I wasn't sure if I was looking at pictures from Vogue or Senior Citizens Quarterly. Really, I'm just kind of embarrassed for her. Wanting to relive your glory days is one thing but this is just sad. And pathetic. And gross. But mostly sad.

Editor's note: Shut up, shut up, shut up. Yes, I'm totally kidding.

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12 Comments


Carolyn said:

She looks like Michael Jackson in that first pic. EWWW!


PJ said:

Terrible. The one where she clutches her stomach makes me think of period pain.


replica said:

where'd she go? ALL her subcutaneous fat is missing. That's what gives the older vibe.

My youthifyin' trick for past age 35? GAIN 5-10lbs. If you can do it on top of some wee bit of fit, or wear well cut clothes, you'll look way younger from the mild plumpification in your face and edgy bits. (This info from a skinny geek who looks age-ed if I don't keep the weight up.) Sunken cheeks are only fabulous on 20 year old european girls.

If you care. And you should, 'cause you're only you once.
:)


lucy said:

In that third photo she's making the pose of "oh geez, I have explosive diarrhea." She does look amazing though.


Zeiss said:

She was "it" in the 80's for sure. You couldn't go by a magazine stand without her face on every cover, every month. She had too much shit done to her face and she's been guzzling the skinny bitch Kool-aid.


tvf said:

science fiction....double feature....


Beatific Barf said:

I think she's lovely. It made me want a pepsi, anyway.


BarbadoSlim said:

Ugh! old people are gross.


dattexas said:

god, she's still hot. i wonder how fat the ladies commenting here are...


jeane said:

wow - i totally disagree. She looks AMAZING... someone needs glasses!


baby said:

ya ya ya put a pic of you beside her , man she's still hot, you just wish you could look as good!!!


wintervssummer said:

I very much love summer :)
Someone very much loves winter :(
I Wish to know whom more :)
For what you love winter?
For what you love summer? Let's argue :)