Manscape: (Verb) The grooming of a man's body hair, esp. in the nether regions.
You know why I actually really kind of love Pete Wentz so much? Because, much like friend John Mayer, every time he opens his stupid mouth a treasure trove of unintentional hilarity comes out. In the following exchange, Stinky Pete talks to Elle
(a verified woman's magazine) about nude photos that were leaked on the internet two years ago.
ELLE: I don't want you to think I lingered on the photo, but I did notice that you looked groomed down there.
PW: The manscaping? Honestly, I felt slightly overgrown in those pictures. If I had taken them for public consumption, I would have done it differently - groomed a little closer, better lighting.
ELLE: So-called guyliner: What are the most common mistakes?
PW: Wearing it to the point where people only recognize you as 'that guy who wear eyeliner.' I don't really wear it anymore because of that. (Source)
If you've never seen the photos in question, you can view them here
. (Although, I'd strongly advise against it.) So if that's "overgrown," then I can only assume that normally he's got nothing
down there. Which is the least surprising fact I've learned about Pete Wentz since learning that Pete Wentz is a fan of Twilight
. At any rate, I don't think he'll have to worry about being referred to as "that guy who wears eyeliner" anymore. I know I personally plan to refer to him as "little girl genitals" myself, from now on.
More of Little Girl Genitals doing some radio thing with Fall Out Boy last month: