Jinx: (Noun) A person or thing that brings bad luck.
Jessica Simpson's hair stylist/BFF Ken Paves was injured this weekend after getting smacked in the face with a camera as Jessica's "entourage" was leaving an L.A. restaurant.
As the friends exited the restaurant, photographers swarmed the singer, 28. Paves stepped in to protect Simpson when a pap struck him in the face with a camera.
With blood running down his face, the two got into their vehicle, and Paves was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center according to a source. No police charges have been filed. (Source)
See? It's true
. Jessica Simpson is bad luck. Whether you're a gay hairdresser, an NFL team, a movie, or a former boybander's televised marriage; it's pretty much a science that you're going to get literally or metaphorically punched in the face if you associate yourself with Jessica Simpson.