Gross
Gross: (Adjective) Very unpleasant; repulsive.I don't think I could write a more disgusting story if I sat down and tried, but David Spade and Nicolette Sheridan (pictured above last month) were seen "full-on making out" at a Beverly Hills restaurant this weekend. See? I just vomited a little bit just typing that out.
There to celebrate Sheridan's 45th birthday, the pair -- who arrived separately and began dinner at separate booths -- "couldn't resist each other for long," a source tells Usmagazine.com.
According to the source, Spade winked at Sheridan and was by her side as she blew out the candles on her birthday cake. Later, the pair reportedly holed up in a booth where they "cuddled and kissed." (Source)
Well, congratulations to David Spade for once again pulling in tail way out his league. And congratulations to Nicolette Sheridan, who was engaged to Michael Bolton for two years, for finding someone who makes Michael freaking Bolton look good in comparison. Oh wait, maybe "congratulations" wasn't the right sentiment I was looking for here. Yeah, I think I definitely meant "I'm sorry."
This is such a publicity stunt. Look, there's even photos of them "arriving separately" Friday night:
I totally get what you're saying here, Stacey, but even the Playboy Bunny he shtup'd was a third-rate bunny. Nicolette is "hot" for a 45-year-old cougar, but frankly Nicolette's not an "A" lister.
Is she out of Spade's skeevy, skanky league? Of course she is -- but since the only right match for Spade is Rob Schnieder in drag, this is news only in the sense that if David Spade can hook up, anybody can hook up.
NO ONE is worse than Michael Bolton. even if I was insanely desperate and horny he'd have to apologize for all his music before I could lay a finger on him.
See now, I think David Spade is just totally disgusting. He's like a dirty old man and he's only 45. And his schtick stopped being cute somewhere in the early 90's. I would make out with Spencer Pratt with a mouth full of dog shit before I'd make out with David Spade.
well, yes, Spade is disgusting. but at least he's obvious about it. I feel like Michael Bolton would be full of surprise-awfulness, like leaving burned CDs and nude photos on your pillow and not wiping the tears away when he cries.
See: that comment should have made it into the original post.
Pure gold.
Damn, I almost actually did use that line, too. It's always hard to make the "Spencer Pratt with a mouth full of dog shit" transition.
Also, ew. I can totally see Michael Bolton doing that, too. I bet she also would catch him like jacking it to her pictures. Gross.