Goth Girl: (Noun) A young woman who characteristically has pale skin, black or red dyed hair, and wears dark eyeliner, black nail polish, and black clothes.

Francis Bean Cobain attended the Twilight premiere last night, because of course she did. But, you know, whatever. If Frances Bean Cobain wants to be into some lame book series about retarded, sexy goth vampires, more power to her. For having Courtney Love as a mother it's more than just a minor victory the poor girl didn't turn out illiterate.

Damns, though. She really is a cutie, ain't she?