Fight: (Verb) To engage in a war or battle.

Ohhhhhh snap! The gloves are totally off in the Taylor Swift-Joe Jonas breakup! After Taylor ran her mouth and told anyone who would listen that A) The Gay Jonas Brother dumped her in a "27-second" phone call and that B) he dumped her for his Eyebrow Twin; now The Gay Jonas Brother is fighting back, albeit totally passive-aggressively and via his myspace page.

For those who have expressed concern over the "27 second" phone call. I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear. (Source)

You know, these situations are kind of sad, because there really are no winners -- only losers. The biggest loser being the 31-year-old gossip blogger who sits on the edge of her seat with bated breath waiting to hear what happens next in the public breakup of two teenyboppers.

How do I know Joe Jonas is gay? Here is Taylor Swift at the CMA Awards. I believe the legal term is "I rest my case."