Double Standard: (Noun) A rule or principle that is unfairly applied in different ways to different people or groups.

In an interview with Page Six Magazine, Rebecca Romijn, who is preggers with twin girls, talks about the feeling of this wonderful gift of life growing inside her.

“I can’t move anymore…I’m a beached whale! ...I have not been without a bra this entire pregnancy. I refuse. I’m not taking any chances. I’m determined to keep the puppies up!”

See now, this is just bullcrap. When I compare pregnant women to beached whales, I get commenters crawling so far up my ass it tickles the back of my throat -- much less referring to a woman's breast as puppies. But I guess that's just supposed to be A-OK for Rebecca Romijn to say it, just because she's pregnant and talking about herslef. Well fine, whatever. But if she makes jokes about her baby being ugly or weird-looking or having a fat, bald head, that's where I draw the fucking line.

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