Delusions of Grandeur: (Phrase) A false impression of one's own importance.

Paris Hilton just went from being outright dumb to completely fucking delusional. Apparently she thinks an impressive voter turnout today isn't simply because it's the most important election of most people's lives, but because she made a difference with her "Paris For President" campaign. Which, if you'll recall, started out moderately amusing and subsequently wore out its welcome.

"It's exciting to be involved in the biggest election in history," she said. "It encourages a lot of young voters to speak their voice and to vote."

"I was talking about issues and actually making sense but still playing with my image at the same time," she explained. "Doing it in a ditzy way, but actually saying things I think can really help it along." (Source)

Let's get something straight. Anyone stupid enough to vote just because Paris Hilton told them to by means of a fake Presidential Campaign would probably literally vote for Paris Hilton. And I think even those people are probably too busy sitting in the burn ward after they set fire to themselves trying to use the curling iron on their flammable nylon Paris Hilton hair extensions. So really, the only thing she's helping with is maybe thinning out the gene pool.

President Retard on Letterman (again) yesterday with her fake-ass hair and big-ass feet: