Daddy Issues
Daddy Issues: (Noun) A woman who had a dysfunctional relationship with her father or absence of a father figure during childhood and tries to overcompensate in relationships with men.Kendra Wilkinson's fiancee, Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett -- who she is marrying at the Playboy Mansion this summer -- told reporters that he needed Hugh Hefner's blessing because he's "like a father to her." Gross.
"Hef is like a father to her so he's going to be the one to give her away," Baskett told an ABC affiliate in Philadelphia Tuesday. "That's why I wanted his blessings and her mom's blessing."(Source)
Well, technically he's like a grandfather to her... But really, semantics are the least problematic thing about that statement. I can't really say much, though, because I guess you could say my ex-boyfriend was like a brother to me. No really, his brother was actually married to my sister. I think that legally did make him my brother-in-law. So, yeah... We had to break that off eventually because it was just too weird.
More of Kendra and the other two the the launch of Playboy's Fragrances For Men:
Seriously: this kind of stuff happens all the time in OK and AR, Stacey. You should be totally, um, ... yeah, it's so barftastically disgusting to try to frame as normal in some way that I now have to clean chunks out of my keyboard. The only difference between Hefner and the average trailer park pervert is a million-dollar mansion.
She's marrying BASKETT??? First Cole Hamels marries a playmate, now Baskett. Jeezy Creezy.
Ah, yes. The loving father figure who likes to stick it in her butt will be the one to hand her off to her new husband. Baskett couldn't parlay that NFL status into anyone better than the blow up doll with the donkey bray? What is the world coming to...
the only thing that could make this wedding better is if Kendra gets impregnated by a male stripper at the bachelorette party.. and her fiance's sweet lil swimmers get mixed up in the uterus of a lady stripper, who happens to be another recently-released Hefner ho-bag. and they all die.