Crybaby: (Noun) A person, esp. a child, who sheds tears frequently or readily.

I don't watch "The Bachelor" shows, because none of the contestants smoke Newps or work at strip clubs or have burgeoning rap careers like the dating shows on VH1; and to be honest, it's all just a little too "highbrow" for my tastes. Plus, the contestants are like this guy, who I could barely stand for the entire one minute of this video without getting a tick in my neck and wanting to throw him through a plate glass window into a baby pool filled with rattlers.

So yes, apparently whatever contract the winners on "The Bachelor" have to sign to make it seem like their relationship isn't a big televised sham ran out, and the girl dumped him. So what does Mr. Turd here do? Quietly pick up the pieces and call his old boss to see if that position at his day job is still available? No. He films this turdsmack video and pretends to make his lip tremble and quick turns the camera off because he might cry like he actually gives a shit about the girl and not his fourteen minutes and fifty-seven seconds of bottom-feeder relevancy. Let this serve as warning for any women out there who get the urge to try out for a major network reality show. A cautionary turd, if you will.

The couple in happier times, and by "happier times" I mean retardedly staged photoshoots: