Words of Wisdom: (Phrase) Words of advice or guidance.

Paris Hilton spoke to Harper's Bazaar recently about her fake Presidential Campaign. What? Yeah, I know. Just roll with it. At any rate, she had some sage advice for Sarah Palin:

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend. (Source)

Well, I gotta hand it to her. If anyone knows a wonk-eye will only take you so far, it's Paris Hilton. But why stop at a bikini? Everybody knows the fast track to stardom these days is all about the sex tape. Why break the glass ceiling when you can leave a Cleveland Steamer on it?

After the jump, Presidential Vagina's latest bid for the presidency.