Uncoordinated: (Adjective) Badly organized.

Because nothing says "football" quite like nonthreatening, sexually ambiguous teeny-boppers, it has been announced that The Jonas Brothers will be performing the halftime show at the Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day game.

"I was born in Dallas, which makes performing with my brothers at the Cowboys Halftime on Thanksgiving an in credible honor," said Nick Jonas, who was echoed by his brothers Joe and Kevin in a statement. (Source)

What, Jessica Simpson wasn't available? Well, The Jonas Brothers and football seem about as natural a combination as peanut butter and shit. While they're at it, maybe they can bring Christian Soriano in to do sportscasting/fashion commentary. It's about time somebody point out that the Cowboy's shade of blue is so last decade.