Suicide Watch: (Noun) Close observation of someone in order to prevent suicide.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, whom -- if you'll recall -- were hoping for a baby boy, just announced that they hit the baby lottery and are expecting twin boys!

“Brooke and I are thrilled! She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for," Sheen, 42, told Usmagazine.com referring to his daughters Sam, 4, and Lola, 3 (with ex-wife Denise Richards), and Cassandra, 23 (with ex-girlfriend Paula Profitt). (Source)

That's really great. Just really, really great. Somebody should probably go keep an eye on Denise Richards is all I'm saying. Yeah... No I'm totally serious. She's going to wash broken glass down with Clorox when she hears about this.

(Editor's note: Header image of Charlie Sheen and his constant companion, Creepy Old Man Face.)