Heidi Klum has got buttloads of milk. (Popoholic)

Just in time to get your Halloween movie marathons started, a guide to John Carpenter films. (Pajiba)

I know that gossip and politics go together like peanut butter 'n shit, but if you're going to vote, vote for this guy. (Yeeeah!)

If you enjoy gay pornography, this ought to be right up your alley. (The Blemish)

Peep tonight's Halloween episode of "Supernatural!" (Seriously? OMG!)

Bill Pullman's son got arrested for having moonshine. Really? (Celebitchy)

I've never played Rock Band, but if I did I'd definitely want to rock out to Harvey Danger. (Best Week Ever)

Ali Lohan is the loser of everything. (Ayyyy!)

Take a trip into the future of cameltoes with Britney Spears. (cityrag)

Hayden Panettiere got a new tattoo, and it's not even a tramp stamp! (CelebWarship)

Carrie Underwood can call Jessica Simpson fat all she wants, but she's still dating this guy and not Tony Romo. (BricksAndStones)

Mischa Barton looks stoned out of her mind. What else is new. (HQ Celeb)