Britney does still not have the mental capacity to handle her own affairs. (Yeeeah!)

But she's not gonna let that ruin a fun afternoon of jazzercise. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Love Hewitt could literally look at a piece of pizza and the pregnancy rumors would start flying. (The Blemish)

Katherine Heigl is ugly in the face part of her head. (Seriously? OMG!)

Fuck this "902190" noise. "Melrose Place" is where it was at! (Celebitchy)

How well do you know your romantic comedies on a scale of "gay" to "really gay." (Pajiba)

Here is Jerry Hall in a bikini, and why you would totally still bang her if you had the chance. (Celebslam)

God. Shut up, Katy Perry. You suck times a million. (Agent Bedhead)

The only people who showed up to MK and Ashley Olsen's book signing were transients and cripples. (CelebSmack)

I think this is the one chick from "90210?" It looks like she's been doing a bunch of barfing to keep up with co-stars. (usemycomputer)

Beyonce launched her line of dresses which I'm guessing will be entirelly mermaid-style at Bloomingdales yesterday. (Lainey Goss)

Marsha from "The Brady Bunch" really wants you to know she used to do coke. (omg blog)