Remember the good old days of Swingers, back before Vince Vaughn literally had fat rolls underneath his eyes? (Pajiba)

Ahhh. So that's what Will Smith sees in Scientology: strings-free gay sex. (Yeeeah!)

Madonna wants A-Rod's baby? Uh, yeah. I think he'd have an easier time fertilizing a blow-up doll. (The Blemish)

Kate Hudson and Liv Tyler are BFFs. (Seriously? OMG!)

Ohhhh, snap. Here we go. Lohan's back on the dick. (Celebitchy)

WHAT? Robert Downey Jr. is only 5'7?! And the list goes sadly on. (Best Week Ever)

You can find boobs in just about anything if you really just look hard enough. (cityrag)

MK Olsen found somthing better to do than slouch around in baggy clothes. (CelebWarship)

Jennifer Aniston might have a baby of her own. Suck on that, Brangelina! (BricksAndStones)

I still can't believe Maculay Culkin is tapping this. Nicely done, my friend! (Popoholic)