Here are ten of the freakiest Halloween movies which will make you scream like a little girl and sleep with the lights on. (Agent Bedhead)

What in the fuck is wrong with Beyonce?! (Yeeeah!)

Kendra Wilkinson and the guy with the douchiest Joker costume ever. (The Blemish)

Ohshit! Fox canceled "King of the Hill." I don't know if you guys watch, but that is actually a really damn funny show. (Seriously? OMG!)

Madonna and A-Rod use the Seinfeld mansion as their Bang Shack. (Celebitchy)

Kevin Smith just fucking served everyone making dick and fart joke romantic comedies. (Pajiba)

You go old lady! Suzanne Somers is still totally bangable at 62 years of age. (Celebslam)

Everyday can be Halloween if you're a freak! Here are ten celebrities so deformed that they don't need no stinkin' masks. (CelebSmack)

Christina Ricci is like a teeny tiny little elf. (usemycomputer)

The Alba bitch has her body back already. Damn her. (Lainey Goss)