If you're 16-years-old, Sex Drive will probably be the best movie you ever saw. (Pajiba)

Katy Perry's stupid ass eats it at MTV's Latin America Awards. (Yeeeah!)

Miley Cyrus shows her mom and the rest of the world her fellatio skills. (The Blemish)

Lindsay Lohan isn't afraid to tell the world! (Seriously? OMG!)

Katherine Heigl is planning to torture some foreign baby. (Celebitchy)

Apparently A-Rod wasn't who broke up Madonna's marriage... It was a horse. And yet, I'm not that shocked. (Celebslam)

What happens when Scientardogists get sick? (Agent Bedhead)

Marky Mark is pretty much the biggest dickhead ever. (CelebSmack)

Oh, look! Julia Stiles got invited to something! (usemycomputer)

Jennifer Aniston spends the night with Douchey McDoucherton. (Lainey Goss)

Take a trip in the way-back machine to see what Heidi Montag's face really looks like. (IBBB)