The other website that I write for interviewed Kevin Motherfucking Smith. (Pajiba)

Bono receives his complimentary Lap Full 'O Teenagers as his welcome basket for the Dirty Old Man Club. (Yeeeah!)

Hmm... Something is different about Nicole Richie. But I can't quite put my hands on it to squeeze and make honking noises. (The Blemish)

Simon LeBon is 50-years-old? Jesus, now I feel old. (Seriously? OMG!)

Has Jennifer Aniston moved past John Mayer already? Here's hoping. (Celebitchy)

Rachel Bilson has like zero creativity when it comes to Halloween costumes. Unless she's supposed to be dressed as Mischa Barton, in which case, nicely done! (Celebslam)

I hope Duff from Guns N Roses chokes on his karma. (Agent Bedhead)

Brandon Walsh and Tootie. Need I say more? (IBBB)

I can't even touch this stuff going down with poor Jennifer Hudson's family. (CelebSmack)

Heidi Klum is a giant fairy. (usemycomputer)

Jon Hamm is totally the new George Clooney. Now all he has to do is start bearding around skanks and making booty calls toBrad Pitt. (Lainey Goss)