Save Face



Save Face
(Idiom) To make a gesture intended to preserve one's reputation or honor.


Katie Perry is such a fucking liar. According to her boyfriend, Travis McCoy, all of the embarrassing falling down which proceeded her assy little cake jumping incident at the MTV Latin America Awards was all staged. Uhhh, yeah! No!

The Gym Class Heroes star says, "She did it on purpose. She hit me right after the performance (and said), 'Baby, you gotta see the performance! You gotta see the performance!' and I watched it. And I was like, 'Baby, did you fall?' and she's like, 'I did it on purpose.'"

McCoy tells MTV News, "It was all planned. I think she murdered it, man...She's a step above, a step ahead, you know? And I've always backed her." (Source)

Oh, I'm sure it was on purpose. Just like she's a fake bisexual on purpose, and looks like a poor man's Zooey Deschanel on purpose, and is a stupid poser who tries way too hard on purpose. And I bet they even call each other baby all the time on purpose. Oh yeah, and when I murder them both in the face? That will totally be on purpose too.

Performing with Tobias Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution:

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4 Comments


javelin said:

that's DOCTOR Tobias Funke ... and the ill-natural twat had to supply five bottles of Teamocil to perform with us.


Jeff B said:

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ben said:

A poor man's Zooey Deschanel? You're clearly unfit to judge the attractiveness of pale brunette celebrities. While Katy Perry may be a liar, she is damn hot. DAMN hot.


Green Is Good said:

No, stupid. The stripper is supposed to jump OUT of the cake, not on it.