Relapse: (Verb) To suffer deterioration after a period of improvement.

Jesus fucking Christ. Because Jennifer Aniston is apparently even more pathetic and desperate than even I give her credit for -- like a moth to flame or dog to feces -- reports are flurrying in that Ms. Aniston has found her way back to John Mayer.

After sending a barrage of romantic email, John's persistence has paid off. The actress jetted to New York, where the pair fanned the flames of their renewed romance with intimate sushi dinners at John's Soho apartment and a very cozy Italian feast at Manhattan's chic Il Mulino restaurant.

"At first Jennifer was afraid to respond to John's messages because she was afraid he'd break her heart again," says an insider. "The emails were especially poetic -- like love songs. He said he'd never stop loving her and he's been very, very persuasive." (Source)

I would say more, but I can't even articulate an appropriate response here that doesn't involve smacking Jennifer Aniston on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.