Produce Molestation: (Noun) To assault or abuse produce sexually.God
, it has been such a slow gossip news week. Painfully slow. You'd think there were some kind of presidential election or global economic crisis going on or something. But then I see these pictures of Heidi and Spencer acting retarded like business as usual, seeing what they can do to put a bunch of pumpkins in therapy for the rest of their pumpkiney lives, and I see that all is right in the world.