Off the Charts: (Phrase) No longer to be measured by standard means.

At the Broadway premiere of All My Sons last night, Katie Holmes once again miraculously managed to one-up herself in the sheer ugliness and ridiculousness of her outfit. If you think this one is so ugly she just must have made it herself, it's probably because she did.

Surprisingly, the outfit wasn't the fault of an expensive designer, but is the handiwork of the actress herself. Katie Holmes wore her own design at the after-party to celebrate the first night of her Broadway play, All My Sons. (Source)

OK, clearly this whole "dressing herself" thing is not working out. Maybe she should give Suri a stab at it. Or a blind person. Or a mentally handicapped person. Or Juliette Lewis. Granted, those last two were kind of redundant, but I think you see what I'm getting at here.

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