Nip and Tuck
Nip and Tuck: (Noun) A cosmetic surgical operation.I know I'm not winning any points with our hetero male readers for constantly making fun of uberbabe Megan Fox. But dammit, every time she starts blibbedy-blabbing about how she's got the sex drive of a teenage boy and so on I just roll my eyes. Like yeah, no shit, if I looked like Megan Fox I'd never want to stop banging either. Anyway, here's her latest epiphany:
The actress, recently voted the sexiest woman in the world by readers of a men's magazine, claims she's a tom boy who loves to play video games and watch sports.
She tells GQ magazine, "That's the upside of dating a woman that's almost a man. She likes the same things that you like, but she has a vagina." (Source)
Then again... Maybe I just haven't been reading enough into this. Sex drive of a teenage boy? A man with a vagina? In some parts, we call that a "post-oppie." Now I feel just awful. How totally, totally insensitive of me not to have picked up on the clues sooner.
More of Vinegar Farts McGee at the Eagle Eye premiere with Shia LaBoofey. You know she couldn't have worn this dress before the operation without like an entire roll of duct tape:
I keep expecting some company to step up and announce that Megan Fox is a prototype of their new LiveDoll 3000-- a 21st century programmable robo-pet.
Has she actually appeared in anything?
Haha, how "surprising" is it that she's one of those girls that pretends to be JUST LIKE THE BOYS so that even more boys will pay attention to her? I mean, does she REALLY need to try that hard? Stop acting and just be a stick with boobs, that's what all the boys want!