Motherly: (Adjective) Of, resembling, or characteristic of a mother.

Aw, man. Shooting down my fantasies of the Olsen Twins both having sets of twins who would then all be on a sitcom together, Mary-Kate Olsen says she's not getting married or having kids.

In an interview in the twins' new book, Influence, designer Karl Lagerfeld asks the girls if they dream of love, marriage and the baby carriage. Mary-Kate, who has been dating NYC artist Nate Lowman for a year, says it's not for her. "I don't feel the need to get married," the freewheeling Olsen explains. "But Ashley wants children. I'll be a great aunt or godmother." (Source)

She's got a point there. Being an aunt is great, because you get all the fun parts of the babies and then when you're done with them they go home. Plus, then you don't actually have to quit cigarettes and blow, just hide it in front of the kid. Seriously though, I couldn't see Mary-Kate Olsen nurturing anything other than an eating disorder. This is probably for the best.

Twin 1 and Twin 2 at the launch of their new clothing line earlier this month: