Low Blow
Low Blow: (Noun) An illegal blow that strikes below an opponent's waist.Oh hells to the yes! The gloves in the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce are officially off! Or, they were off like a month ago, anyway, when Guy totally burned Madonna's fruity religion.
"I don't really understand kabbalah as a religion," Ritchie told Extra at the Toronto International Film Festival last month. Ritchie continued: "I don't think it's a religion as far as I'm aware." (Source)
I don't know what's not to understand about a religion that requires you to drink $10 bottles of water and wear red string around your wrist to ward off the "evil eye." No wonder they're getting divorced. He may as well just tell the press that he doesn't "understand" what that giant bulge in Madonna's underpants is.
Guy Ritchie and Robert Downey Jr. at the "Sherlock Holmes" press concert because no one wants to look at Madonna and her schlong:
ya know, if I'm still dirt poor in five years I think I'll move to Hollywood and become a 'spiritual adviser' for fucktards who need ego maintenance. I will do house-calls. they can unload their burdensome cash and I can murmur, "You're on a much higher spiritual plain than the people you know," while scanning the room for pawn-able trinkets. ah, the joy of a foolproof plan.
hahahahaha ohohohoho shit hahahaha ...stupid poser bitch ...burn in hell madonner