Integrity
Integrity: (Noun) The quality of being honest and having strong moral principles.Holly Madison opened up about Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends, Whore 1 and Whore 2 at an event called "Bowling for Boobies" last night.
"They're a lot of fun," she told Us Monday at the 2008 "Bowling for Boobies" bash in Hollywood. "I would never try to personally pick Hef's new girlfriend. I would like him to take his time and actually get to know somebody -- which he never does! But as long as he's having fun, I'm happy for him! (Source)
Get to know them? What more to you need to know about a young lady who is willing to bang her twin sister and an 82-year-old man at the same time? I believe the expression I'm looking for is: "one to bring home to mom." Except, you know, there's technically two of them and Hugh Hefner's mother has been dead for like a hundred years.
Whore 1 and Whore 2 at L.A.'s Fashion Week:
Call me naive, but isn't incest illegal?
Not illegal, just lazy.
Gawd, these are a couple of skanks. I thought Playboy girls were supposed to be classy.
YUK!
This is really catty, but my first thought was "Is Hugh going blind?"
This is the kind of thing that makes me want to reach into my computer, pat those girls on the head and go "oh, honey" like my mother would.
Except I don't want to catch any diseases from touching them. I'll go on feeling sorry for them from a distance.