Improvement

Tallulah1015_1.jpgImprovement: (Noun) A thing that is better than something else.

Tallulah Belle confuses me. On one hand, I think she's really cute. On the other, she always kind of has a smile on her face that looks like her head might start spinning around and pea soup might start projectile vomiting from her mouth. Or maybe I'm just happy to not have to look at stupid Rumer for once. I guess anyone looks good in comparison to Rumer WIllis. It's also why Quasimodo's brother got so much tail. A lot of people don't know that part of the story.

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5 Comments


Geetch said:

I dunno...in every picture she looks like her mom's henchgoblin. Or hunchgoblin. Stand up straight, girl!


Mrs. Plainview said:

Maybe TB is still using those "kid smiles". You know, the smiles little kids use when adults tell them to smile.
The kids think it looks like the ones they see in drawings or cartoons, but it is goofy and exaggerated.


javelin said:

dude, you guys-- tell me that is not bruce willis in drag. serrrsly.
I always had a feeling one of them was a real man..


cris said:

yeah, i don't know. i'm one of those weird people that actually think rumer is pretty (except for that unfortunate jaw/chin).

tallulah is FUGLY me thinks. like her creepy, serial killer smile scares me and i think she might be a dude with a wig.


Boom Kitty said:

Would someone tell me WHAT, exactly, is so hard about smiling with one's mouth open?

Both Tallulah and Rumer would look so much better if they just fucking smiled PROPERLY, instead of that "coy" or "sexy" bullshit. They can't pull either of those two off, so if they just went with "happy", people wouldn't constantly insult them because of their ridiculously poor genetic material.

*frustration*