Green-eyed Monster: (Noun) Jealousy personified.

If either party in the Carey-Cannon union were to have crippling jealously issues, I'd have put my money on Mariah. But as it turns out, Nick Cannon was the one who got territorial when his precious Glitter Retardo filmed a bedroom scene for her latest video.

He says, "We did it in, like, one take and I had to kick the dude out. It was one of those situations where I wasn't intimidated but I could've knocked him out at any point. He was playing, like, a fictional character, but I could have done without it."

But, once the awkward scene was over, Cannon admits he enjoyed directing his wife: "She's very easy to work with... we had no beef at all." (Source)

Nothing makes a woman feel more secure in her marriage than irrationally threatening to beat-up her co-workers. Well, that, and making her take off her underpants when she walks in the door to make sure they don't "smell like sex." Little gestures like that are pretty much the fundamentals of a happy marriage!

Mr. and Mrs. Carey and Jealousy Magoo's like 19th birthday party or whatever: