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brooke1021_1.jpgDie: (Verb) To command a person, animal, or plant to stop living.

Nick Hogan got released from jail today, and this is what Brooke Hogan had to say about her brother's impending release on her myspace blog. Hate Brooke Hogan. Stacey smash.

"Not seeing him for six months has been really, really hard," Brooke writes. "He always knows how to make me feel better or make me smile when I need it, and it's been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when I'm havin' a bad day."

"I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story or how much we really, really love John [the victim]," she says. "It's really sad because we're not bad people. We're just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family. "All I ask is, instead of making this harder and putting evil things out there, you pray for John, and for us, and leave words of inspiration," she writes.

"John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be OK again. I know his strength, and I know he can do it with our prayers."

Before signing off, Brooke writes, "I just can't wait to see my Nicky! I'm gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! He's been living on bread and potatoes so far and I know some Mac-n-Cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL" (Source)

Just so we're all clear -- as far as I know, John Graziano is still missing the brain part of his head, so the odds of him walking out of that hospital are about as good as Jesus coming back to town and walking across Lake Fucking Michigan. Having said that, I will be praying for the Hogans. So without further ado: Dear God, please set every single member of the Hogan family on fire. STAT.

Belly chains are so hot right now Brooke; don't listen to the haters:

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3 Comments


javelin said:

words of inspiration?! REALLY, brooke?! how many times do you have to hear "kill yourself already" before you feel inspired?


Mike R. said:

Wait, that's BROOKE Hogan? Refresh my memory, she's the one who isn't the mom, right? Just making sure, because I can't be troubled to remember and this picture isn't helping me tell them apart either. If she is supposed to be the younger one, DAMN she looks old.


Sean said:

I always get confused between Brooke and Hulk.