Calling

spears1010_1.jpgCalling: (Noun) A strong urge toward a particular way of life or career or vocation.

Lynne Spears went on "The Morning Show With Mike and Juliet" this week to pimp her "It's Not My Fault" book, to talk about (what else?) her daughters and how she hopes they "find purpose in life."

"Something that will really fulfill them and make them grow to their full potential. I want them to feel really good about themselves."

Asked if she wishes her children never were famous, Lynne says, "I don't know. "There are certain things I would do over, of course," she continues. "I always hoped that my children would fulfill their dreams and this was their dream. Certain aspects of their dreams, I would certainly rearrange or change."

But Lynne maintains she is not to blame. "People think I was this stage mom, that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did," she says. "I was actually their cheerleader. I have never been their manager, that's never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and [got them] out of bed." (Source)

So basically, what she's saying is that she wasn't a stage mom, wasn't a manager, but was their assistant? I have no idea how things went wrong. As far as the Spears girls having a "purpose in life," I think it's obvious to pretty much everyone that Jamie Lynn's purpose was a corndog stand down down at the mall and 6.5 more kids... While Britney would probably just be making her big screen debut as Meth Hooker #2 on an episode of "COPS." So I think maybe they're already just "all purposed out" at this point.

Brit Brit all smiles in NYC recently:

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2 Comments


Wigwam said:

Jesus Mahogany Christ, Lynne Spears looks like Mick Jagger in that photo. Post-binge, of course.


ThoughtfulExpression_EmptyHead said:

"I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and [got them] out of bed."

Umm...you're not supposed to give your kids coffee for breakfast. Caffeinating a child, especially first thing in the morning like that, stunts their physical, mental, and emotional development.

Coffee is for grown-ups. So is getting a boob-job, making millions, singing sexually-charged songs, and having a baby.

Maybe we're detecting a pattern here...