Brilliant: (Adjective) Exceptionally clever or talented.

God, Mariah Carey sucks. Yesterday I reported that she went on the "Rachel Ray Show" and told Rachey Ray that she was going to dress as either "cookies" or "sexy fireman." Well, guess what? She did both! Just what kind of dumbshit is Mariah Carey? The whole point of Halloween is that you're not supposed to tell everyone what you're dressing up as. It's called the element of surprise, dummy. Otherwise this morning I would have been all, "Omigodomigodomigod!! Mariah Carey actually stapled cookies to herself!" And now I'm just like, "Oh, big wow. Mariah Carey actually stapled cookies to herself." So thanks a fucking lot for ruining what would otherwise be an exciting morning of making fun of you, Mariah Carey.

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