Blockbuster: (Noun) A movie, book, or other product that is a great commercial success.

I would have never believed it if I didn't hear it myself, but Jessica Simpson's long-awaited film, Major Movie Star, is a bona fide number one hit; debuting at the top of the box office. Did I mention it was in Russia? Yeah, it was in Russia.

Next up for a movie described by one of its participants as “maybe one of the worst films ever made”: a November premiere in Bulgaria.

So far there’s no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language. (Source)

I guess you can't fault a country who used to stand in line for toilet paper for being especially grateful. Kind of like the ugly girl who gives good head. So what's next from here? Estonia? Latvia? Slovenia? At this rate, American Girl With Big Breasts Who Falls Down and Snorts A Lot is going to sweep Eastern Europe, one former communist nation after another!

Major Movie Star at the Macy's 150th Birthday Celebration yesterday: