Apocalypse: (Noun) The complete final destruction of the world.

I've had my suspicions for awhile now, but I think we're finally coming into the end of days. Yes, Paris Hilton has confirmed that she is, indeed, ready to start breeding.

"I definitely want three or four [children]," she told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Saturday night, while partying at Pure Nightclub for her sister's birthday. As for a timeline? "Soon," she said. "Maybe a year or two." (Source)

I'm pretty sure "Vagina of Napalm Bearing Offspring" is one of the final signs of the end of the world, along with plague, pestilence and "Former Beauty Pageant Contestant Clinching Vice Presidential Nom."

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