Sunday Best
Sunday Best: (Noun) A person's best clothes, worn to church or on special occasions.Miley Cyrus brought her new guy, underwear model and and aspiring country singer Justin Gaston to church with her in Pasadena this weekend. And as you see, the two got decked out in their finest wifebeater/belt/jeans ensembles for the occasion.
What a load of unfair crap. When I was Miley's age, my parents used to force me to put on stockings and shit before they'd cart me off to church, just so I could skip out and loiter at the Dunkin' Donuts down the street for an hour. These outfits here look like they would have been much more appropriate for getting my loiter and smoke on. Either way though, I guess a "wifebeater" is still technically appropriate church wear, since I'm pretty sure the Bible says stuff about smackin' your woman around a bit when she doesn't obey.
More Cap'n Scoliosis and the tool she's using to get back at Nick Jonas:
I guess if you're an underwear model, then anything that covers your chest is considered your Sunday Best.
Werewolf sex and wife-beater proof-texts from the Bible is a new low for you, Stacey. You made my week.
A new low? Awesome. That's exactly what I was going for!
I could tell. I'm still laughing -- it was good. I mean bad. It was bad. In case anyone who knows me is reading.
The Soup did it to me again. Now when I see her, I squeal, "It's Miley!!!"
me and my brother had to loiter at Super America until we were sixteen... and it gets old chatting up the dudes who work at SA on Sunday mornings.
Miley and her mysterious-someone look like they got dressed at a Target from the mid 90s... crusty Cherokee jeans.
Loitering, at Dunkin'Donuts?!?! pfffffffffffftt...real loiterers KNOW the real money is in gas stations and convenience stores.
He has the best case of gay face EVER! I had no idea Miley was such a fag hag. This dude is perfect for Zac Efron!