Stick-in-the-Mud
Stick-in-the-Mud: (Noun) A person who is dull and unadventurous.Can I just tell you how much I miss the wacky hijinks of Mike Seaver right about now? Good old sister-insulting, test-cheating, friend-named-Boner having Mike Seaver. Because this Kirk Cameron guy? Huge buzzkill. In his latest retarded Christian film, Fireproof, Cameron explains how he used his wife as a "kissing stand-in" during a romantic scene.
Cameron, a partner in evangelical Christian ministry The Way of the Master, explains, "In Fireproof, there is a romantic and touching scene where he (character) kisses his wife. Because I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman, my wife Chelsea came in to the set and wore the dress my character's wife wore. We shot the scene in silhouette, so when I kiss my wife, I'm actually kissing my wife and honoring our marriage." (Source)
Snore. You know, if you can't even handle a kissing scene like an adult, maybe "professional actor" isn't the right job for you. What would the most boring job ever be? I'm trying to think of something better suited for a fun-hating bible-beater, but even "M&Ms Inspector" runs the risk of those sexy Green M&Ms making eyes at you.
Turd Turderon dressed in character at the premiere of Fireproof: (Editor's note: do you have any idea how much in pains me to post pictures of a fireman without making a joke about putting a fire out in my pants? Fucking Christians.)
Toooooooooool
Has he always looked like Greg Kinnear? The Poor Man's Kinnear, that is.
this is quite possibly the most retarded thing i have ever heard in my life.
is he for real?!
who even watches these christian films? i didnt know there was such a thing.
But Chelsea Noble is HOT.
WHY DID SHE MARRY THIS BUTTHOLE?
(I'm bringing "butthole" back)
Now wait a minute. He's doing a christian movie, with a christian message, while claiming to be a christian. So when he's not hypocritcal enough to say screw it for a little fake movie love you make him out to be a fun hating tool. Oh yeah 'cause what we really need is some more skanky celebutards spreading their legs and their std's all over hollywood that's always good for a few laughs. Or maybe some more "christian" ministers having all that fun loving rough drugged up sex with prostitutes and their secretaries while taking the elderly for their social security, we all know what a riot that can be. But you let Pamela Anderson sell a car with leather seats and all the haters cry hypocrite.
I mean I miss me some Mike Seaver too, but do you have any idea how much it pains me to stand up for the most misguided and misused religion on the planet! Fucking bloggers.
Dear Phat girl,
Handling the responsibilities of your job like an adult doesn't equate with being a whore bag. All he had to do was kiss a bitch. He's a fucking actor, for fuck's sake.
Love,
Marra
God Phat Girl, do you always have to be such a preachy, annoying butthole?
(Nice call, JH!)
Well yeah, all the ass kissing agree with whatever the blogger says positions were already filled, and you don't have to call me God.
oh phat girl, why not let the silence you're always surrounded by be filled with laughter? must we always pout? must we righteously defend the Christian non-method non-actors who find themselves vulnerable to the menacing stare of reality? do you have nightmares about the legendary Blood-thirsty Blogger of Yore...?
hey,
this means that the poor actresses who get stuck in his crappy, christer movies don't have to actually kiss him.
I have to say, I'm pretty impressed. It definitely wasn't the easy road and I'm having a hard time finding fault with the decision.
More power to him
OK returning late to check the thread and, yes after reading my remarks as of late, I will admit I am in a serious funk that seems to have thrown a wet blanket on my comments. It is work related and is not the fault of our sweet blogger host who has done nothing to deserve my sarcastic rants. OK, I'm sorry I didn't mean to rain on your parade, or harsh your mellow, or whatever but these brainless uninspired skinflaps that I work with make me sooooooooo freakin crazy I just can't see going on another day in this illiterate shithole with their McCain bumper stickers and now the Palin hairdo on all the secretaries just cause it's powerful and sexy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm gonna snap....
I'm sorry, I was apologizing. And now I think I will refrain from commenting until after the election or until I get a better job. Sorry again.
And we're supposed to impressed with this, right?