Where is the world is Brangelina San Diego? (Celebitchy)

Brooke Hogan claims her boobs are real. Well, I don't know if I believe her, but I just don't care enough to disagree. (Yeeeah!)

And speaking of Hogans, guess which Marine-ruining dickhead is getting out of jail early? (IDLYITW)

Kim Kardashian performed on "Dancing with the Stars" last night... And you'll never guess what song she picked? No really, just try and guess!!! (Celebslam)

Bitch crazy. Seriously, Michael Lohan is out of his fucking gourd. (The Blemish)

YES! The Karate Kid himself, Danielson is back! (Seriously? OMG!)

Hot Cops I get.... But Hot Clowns? (Agent Bedhead)

Britney Spears sells a piece of herself on Ebay. Guess which one? (CelebSmack)

Emma Watson is looking a far cry from her Harry Potter days. (usemycomputer)

Sexy: Martha Stewart holds the world's longest wiener. (popbytes)

If Ricky Gervais hosts the Oscars, I might actually care about the Oscars. (Lainey Gossip)

PETA says that Ben & Jerry's should be made from human breast milk. Don't even joke about screwing with my "Americone Dream." Now it's personal, bitches. (omg blog)

It's unfair to refer to Hounddog as “The Dakota Fanning Rape Movie” because there are so many better reasons to dislike it. (Pajiba)